Darfur Peace Deal

Rebels: Ok so now that we killed everybody lets make peace.

Sudanese Gov't: Ok

UN: Huzzah!!! Bayonets at the ready men!!

Sudanese Gov't: We're not fighting anymore.

UN: Oh ok.

Rebels: Yeah we killed everybody...nobody to fight.

UN: Well ok then, let us now if you find anybody, though, we want to be ready.

Rebels: Sure thing.

CNN: Peace Deal for Darfur

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