Porter Goss and Mr. Goss

Mr. Goss was my AP US History teacher. Porter Goss however is/was the CIA Director.

Here's a conversation I picked up on my super secret eavesdropping machine:

Some Person: So Porter Goss is leaving...

Department of National Intellignece: Good riddens

CIA: Yeah thank god he is going

Bush: What's for lunch?

America: Porter Goss, oh you mean my AP US History teacher? He is retiring?

Bush: I was thinking ham sandwhich?

Rove: Well if you have ham we might be able to win the South, but it's a long shot.

If you weren't able to pick up the satire I suggest you go find a hammer and connect it with your head.

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