UN Human Rights Council

(i.e. WASTE OF TIME COUNCIL)

The United Nations (of Stupidity) set up the Human Rights Council. This council will be used to promote Humans Rights, of course note the singular in-active word "promote" (i.e. sit in a chair and do nothing). A secret closed door ballet of all the UN ambassadors was taken to see who would be placed on the council.

Cuba, Saudi Arabia, China and Russia all won seats on the new U.N. Human Rights Council. According to the Freedom House (a Human Rights advocate) Cuba, Saudi Arabia, China and Russia all have the worst human rights record. While they only make up a few of the 47 members on the council one must wonder who was translating at the U.N. when the ballots were being cast?

Though, in all seriousness, the election of these four countries only goes to show how disgraced, worthless, and meaningless the U.N. has become. Furthermore there was shear outcry when it became known that the U.S. was abstaining from joinging the council. Well I wonder why?

My propostition, create a Federation of Democratized Nations (make it like the European Union just do a little ex-ney on the monetization thing), create an Allied Military complete with planes and boats, disband NATO (or re-integrate it), and (oh here is a good one) promote Democracy.

The Federation would include:

Federation Allied Command (think Pentagon)
Federation Science and Technology Bureau
Federation Aid Council (think help people in Sudan)
Federation Democratization Council (think marketing department of Democracy)
Federation Health Ministry (think combating Bird Flu and Aids)
Federation Space Administration (think NASA but Burt Rutan style)
Federation Senate
Federation Executive Council
Federation Justice Council

There you go; you got a government for the world, made up of democratized nations. A place that can hand out aid to any poor person who wants to live, a military to take down "regimes," and bringing together the worlds best scientific and political minds in one house to do good for humanity.

Sounds simple? Well you know humans if it's simple lets find something hard.

Oh well.

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