God's Switch

It seems that God has thrown his Global Warming switch this weekend. Not knowing that for a fact, I can surmise - by looking at a basic weather map - that from coast to coast across the country temps are in the 90's and in many large cities in the 100's.

Whether Global Warming, a natural occurrence in Earths existence, or aliens are to blame to for these records there is one thing I am aware of, it's damn fraking hot. No matter in what manner these high temps have come about, I don't think - being 18 - I could live with this for 70+ years.

Somebody has to come up with something, be it weather altering technology (oddly enough the Russians are using such stuff at this years G8 meeting and China might use it at their 2008 Olympics) or be it cleaner fuel technology...extreme seasons are coming, if not already here. While adults of this era may live and die with a good tan, my children and I may live and die with a good roast.