Nork Nukes Knocking

The Norkish Foreign Minister told the World, from Australia, that the Norks are ready to test a Nuke. The FM said the test would be in wake of "provocative war[like]" action being taken by the U.S. In actuality we just wanted some economic sanctions, no provocation there.

In reality this is just a ploy by the Norks to attract attention back to the themselves. The more attention on the the Norks the more, I don't know, missiles they can sell? Yeah, I am not quite sure how they benefit since the world don't give em much lovin anyways.

Furthermore it should be said that many in the U.S. defense community believe that a test wouldn't be much of a surprise. Rice (the person not the food) said that any nuclear tests undertaken by the North Koreans (because she would never say Norks) would be a provocative action (she must of read the FM press release).

South Korea bumped up there DefCon status (not that they have DefCons in SK).

John Mayor shouldn't of wrote a song entitled Waiting for the World to Change. He should of wrote "Waiting for the World to End, again."

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