The Traveling Bush

The National Bush has done a lot of traveling. It's caretakers are worried that the Bush may not be able to stay green much longer. They fear it will be increasingly hard to water the Bush as the thing attempts to shore up it's roots.

It was planned that the Bush would be reading, a rare sight indeed. However the Bush took a surprise visit to Baghdad, Iraq. Where the sand isn't too fertile for its species and all the books are in Arabic.

Poor Bush, it has traveled far and wide, from New Orleans to Europe to Iraq and Afghanistan and on down to India. The traveling Bush has planted its seeds in many parts of the world, trying to propagate its factually senile and retarded species across the globe.

The Bush has met some resistance in its global pollination scheme, but the other plants of the world will resist, they do resist, and they will not fail to meet the challenge of the traveling Bush.