How Can One Hate October

It's the best month of the year.

Why?

One month before the elections.

Simple as that. Everything happens in October.

Representatives commit lude acts with a minor (and themselves but that is another issue).

Politicians resign.

North Korea blows up itself, and half of China...probably.

Ramadan...enough said.

My Birthday.

Other world ending events that only a sunrise can bring to my fresh LCD screen during early morning News surfing.

Hey! and lets not forget October 13th, Friday... Besides being the 13th, a Friday, and October, that was the same day 699 years ago that the Knights Templar were arrested and destroyed...oh joy! :)

And Holloween. The unforgiving end of the month ritual. Where scores of people pretend to be themselves and run around drunk (oh wait that's college). No I mean Halloween is where little people dress up as things they can never be, like soccer players, and knock on peoples doors, where people who are too hopped up on some sort of enjoyment answer the door and ask quite joyfully what you are suppose to be, when you are wearing what you are suppose to be, so while your 8 years old you stand there and wonder what idiot gave this person a loan to buy a house and give me candy if they can't figure out what I am suppose to be, but then you look at the candy and you say shit, they should give everybody as stupid as this person a loan, so I can get plenty of candy. High Fructose Corn Suryup FTW!!!